My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
How naked do you want me to be?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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