your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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