I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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