So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
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You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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