She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
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If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I lost the right to judge tonight
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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