This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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