Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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