She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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