i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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