New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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