i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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