Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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