Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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