My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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