have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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