in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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