Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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