Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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