Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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