Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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