sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
