Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
love makes seman taste better
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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