I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Send help, water and tortillas.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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