I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Found the puke drawer
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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