I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
love makes seman taste better
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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