Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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