We're like a lot better than the average bears
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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