I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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