just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
he thought i was a dude.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
did you just send me my own nude
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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