Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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