Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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