meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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