But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I wish you could order shots online.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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