Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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