I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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