Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
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I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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