Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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