What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
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