fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
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Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
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Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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