OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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