Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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