how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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