So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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