i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.