Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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