): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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