she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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