There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
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This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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