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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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