So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
