he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
So much rum. So many feels.
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I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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