Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
try to milk me bitch
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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