So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
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she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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