There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
